Stuffie Island Census
- Pastel Bimbo Babe
- Apr 19, 2020
- 3 min read
Amongst the clutter and colorful mayhem that is my bedroom, a few things in particular seem to be in abundance. One of which is, inevitably, stuffed animals. Upon the broken couchbed, on the outskirts of the forest of plaster, sits the island of stuffies. A small and humble place, ruled by the royal stuffie council....
Name: Queen Flufferstuffer McPinkiekins Role: Queen of Stuffie Island
Species: Unicorn
Backstory:
Young Flufferstuffer was one of the two unicorns chosen to be on Noah's ark. One day she was prancing on the upper deck of the ark and fell into the sea. She paddled for days and nights until she finally reached a patch of land. That patch of land is now known as Stuffie Island. Along with King Rattlebones Snifferpitch, Queen Flufferstuffer helped lead Stuffie Island into it's golden years
Name: King Rattlebones Snifferpitch
Role: King of Stuffie Island
Species: Skelekitty
Backstory:
King Rattlebones was simply a pile of dry bones on the beachfront, before Queen Flufferstuffer washed up onshore of Stuffie Island. She used her magic powers to zap the life back into ol' Rattlebones, and gave him the heart of a nearby alpaca, so that he would be alive. He rules Stuffie Island alongside Queen Flufferstuffer. King Rattlebones Snifferpitch has since taken up cooking.
Name: Prince Kuzco Pastelicus
Role: Crown Prince of Stuffie Island
Species: Alpacacorn
Backstory:
Prince Kuzco Pastelicus is the Crown Prince, and only child of Queen Flufferstuffer and King Rattlebones. He is an alpacacorn, because King Rattlebone's heart was from an alpaca. (at least- that's what the Queen says). Prince Kuzco is betrothed to Princess Flitterbie of the nearby native magic alpaca tribe. Prince Kuzco is a youtube makeup guru, and makes videos for his 567 devoted followers.
Name: Princess Flutterbie Dyefaether
Role: Princess of the Mystic Alpaca Tribe Species: Alpacapegacorn
Backstory:
Born on the island as princess to the native alpaca tribe, Princess Flutterbie resented her place as leader in the tribe, and often preferred to run around and make flower crowns in the field. One day, while wandering far from camp, she stumbled upon Prince Kuzco playing in the forest. After the two had been aquainted, they fell in love, and not long after, they learned that they were betrothed to one another.
Name: Sir Juice Ofleorange
Role: Royal Court Advisor
Species: Narwhal
Backstory:
Sir Juice swam in the seas around Stuffie Island for many years before it's colonization, and was good friends with the alpacas of the Mystic Alpaca Tribe. When he met Queen Flufferstuffer, she could immediately see his wisdom. Sir Juice has a young daughter, his wife, Lady Pearlishus, passed away many years ago, leaving him to raise her alone.
Name: Miss Sparlekins Ofleorange
Role: Daughter to Sir Juice
Species: Narwhal
Backstory:
Miss Sparlekins is the young daughter of Sir Juice. She was too young to remember her mother when she died, and so mostly lives a carefree and wild life, running through the palms and going on spiritual journeys with the native alpaca tribe. Sparlekins is very mature for her age, and has a skill for settling arguments in a peaceful way.
Name: Mister Oatmeal Licostel
Role: Public Executioner and Court Jester
Species: Chameleon
Backstory:
Mister Oatmeal came to Stuffie Island aboard a traveler's ship as a slave. Queen Flufferstuffer saw the desperation in his eyes, and purchased him from the slave trader. She gave him a job as the court jester, and later he gained a promotion and also took over the Public Executioner Position. Mister Oatmeal is enthusiastic and creative in his work.
Name: Sir Silver Miskranger
Role: Royal Knight Species: Horse
Backstory:
Sir Silver Miskranger is the youngest knight in the company of Stuffie Island, He was trained by his mentor, Sir Buckbeak. He wears a charm around his neck to remind him of his long lost love, Lady Rosethorn. Lady Rosethorn is a unicorn that Sir Silver met in his dreams. He talks to her like a friend. Sir Silver is Lonely.
Name: Sir Buckbeak Blackpottercus
Role: Royal Knight
Species: Hippogriff
Backstory:
After his lovely jaunt with Harry Potter and Sirius Black, Buckbeak decided to take an island vacation and ended up on Stuffie Island. He trained with King Rattlebones, and soon became the most trusted knight in the royal court. He trains all the Young Knights in their journies
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Thanks for dealing with my ceaseless rambling about stuffed animals, if you read this whole article, you're a champ.
love you all!
~ Sofi (Pastel Bimbo Babe)
I love the orange narwhal sir juice ofleorange